In light of Florida State University quarterback Jameis Winston’s one-half suspension for yelling obscenities from atop a table in the student union, accomplished sandwich rankers Austin Tedesco and Connor Mellas have compiled a list of phrases BC athletes could scream in Lower to receive a similar punishment.
Doug Flutie had his eyes closed.
Frank Spaziani is the real King of the Dudes.
Jerry York should go back to Bowling Green.
Andre Williams is soft.
Brad Bates uses Rogaine.
UConn fans are actually quite pleasant.
Does anyone even care about the stupid Beanpot?
Steve Addazio is not a family man.
These Under Armour backpacks are trash.
BU Hockey players are really just misunderstood.
I hope Sonny Milano has a great season in the OHL.
Tyler Murphy needs to throw the ball more.
Screw it, we’ll never be good enough for Notre Dame to admit we’re their rival.
Hockey East refs are totallllly fair with their officiating of Steve Santini.
Retire the gold sweaters.
I eat sesame seed pretzels before every game and THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
Luke Kuechly only makes garbage tackles.
I wish Jon Hilliman had gone to Rutgers.
Thatcher Demko sucks at life and goaltending. Sieve.
I love the Conte Forum playlist.
Oh baby, you, you don’t got what I need.
Rhett makes Baldwin look lame.
Union has a stronger hockey program than BC.
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