"It’s just a backup browser that has a less appealing appearance and a much creepier knowledge of your preferences."

"This shows a significant effort on behalf of the administration to make campus a more pleasant and hospitable environment."

BC needs to establish its run game against the Chippewas in what looks to be a must-win contest on Saturday.

At around 7:57 p.m. (although the website says 8:00), BC dining closes its doors in Mac. The sliding doors come together prematurely and suddenly, and hungry students hoping to sneak in at the last minute and eat a dinner not consisting of fried foods often have their spirits crushed at the sight of the gray barrier in front of them.