Skip to Main Content
Support The Heights:
The News Site of Boston College

The Heights

The News Site of Boston College

The Heights

The News Site of Boston College

The Heights

Satirizing Intellectual Conversation

Satirizing Intellectual Conversation

Matthew Kelly April 8, 2018
"I guess it must be I who is wrong in reasoning that every single student cannot be right."
new england classic

A Decade of Penning and Posting BC’s Best Satire

Archer Parquette November 12, 2017
For 10 years, the New England Classic has been bringing satire to campus.
reductress

Cofounders of ‘Reductress’ Highlight the Importance of Satire

Katherine Murphy February 5, 2017
From rape culture and police brutality to microaggressions in the workplace, Reductress tackles it all.

Professor Satirizes Presidential Candidates in Novel ‘The Jesus Ticket’

Taylor St. Germain August 31, 2016
Boston College professor Phil Fragasso pokes fun at the 2016 presidential candidates in his latest novel, "The Jesus Ticket."

NCAA Applauds Itself for Providing Free Toilet Paper to Student Athletes

an unpaid undergraduate writer April 1, 2016
NCAA President Mark Emmert announced on Wednesday that the organization would provide complimentary toilet paper in the dorm rooms of collegiate athletes.

2017 Football Season Opener to Be at FirstEnergy Stadium

an unpaid undergraduate writer April 1, 2016
*This story is part of The Depths, a collection of humorous, fictional portrayals of campus life, written in the spirit of April Fools' Day. Some names of "sources" have been changed to maintain ambiguity and humor.

Football and Men’s Basketball Shocked to Find Out Last Place Means Nothing

an unpaid undergraduate writer April 1, 2016
The BC football and men’s basketball coaches received a big surprise this week, learning their last-place finishes in the ACC would result in 0 draft picks.

Nova Scotian Art Exhibit in the Devlin Maintenance Closet Captures the Exquisite Culture of Southeastern Canada

an unpaid undergraduate writer April 1, 2016
Nestled between the mop used to clean the floor last night and a few dirty buckets, a cultural treasure can be found in the first-floor maintenance closet of Devlin Hall.

Boy Spotted Reading ‘The Heights’

an unpaid undergraduate writer April 1, 2016
After a long day of classes and aggressively punctuated texts from his mom, Jake Paniniterini, CSOM ’19, walked into McElroy Commons and sat down to read the latest issue of The Heights.

Student Whose Life Wasn’t Changed on Appa Admitted for Psych Evaluation

an unpaid undergraduate writer April 1, 2016
Ross Jordan, MCAS ’19, was admitted to St. Elizabeth’s for a psychological evaluation after not declaring that his life was changed by his Appa experience.

Correction: Fictional ‘Depths’ Story on Boloco

The Heights April 1, 2016
The Heights regrets any harm caused by the fictional Boloco story.

Student Immediately Ascends to Heaven after PULSE

an unpaid undergraduate writer April 1, 2016
Mary DuPont, MCAS ’18, stunned onlookers when she swiftly flew up to heaven after completing the last four hours at her PULSE placement.
Load More Stories